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In response to: "dealing with the percentages" 646 days old
by technomist [Member]

I have so few memories of my schooldays. I just can't bear to recall them or so many of the people I was forced to be around. more…
In response to: "An unholy scene at Waitrose" 690 days old
by EllieGant [Member]

Ha ha! Loved it - could just imagine the scene! :)) How is it that everyone thinks that no-one else will think of getting there for 7.55 am! more…
In response to: "chinese water torture" 717 days old
by weir [Visitor]

Tim, Weir's boy also now confirmed as Joseph.
Pretty sure he is not at Superkid's school either! Good luck! more…
In response to: "It wasn't like this in my day" 720 days old
by weir [Visitor]

Tim, me colleague Andy who thoroughly enjoys your column, has a 6 yr old called Oliver. He has just found out today that Oliver has been picked to play Joseph. Thankfully he is not at Superkid's school. more…
In response to: "Let's call it progress" 752 days old
by Jonathan Hunn [Visitor]

Hell's bells! You've left me quite blue after that... and we've only got 72 channels of tripe on our electronic babysitter. A-L! I want more, MORE, d'ya hear! more…
In response to: "Radio ga-ga" 791 days old
by Alan in Academia [Visitor]

What you need is one of those amps that goes up to 11. more…
In response to: "It's not the winning, it's the taking apart" 818 days old
by Jonny Ten Pints [Visitor]

No issues of placings, false starts or whingeing from My Little Monster's sports day. There usually are, but this year in an act of sheer inspiration the school put an American in charge of the Pimm's tent. Bless him (literally), for it was only when he very quickly ran out of the stuff and with long queues forming for seconds or thirds that a kind more…
In response to: "A running joke" 830 days old
by nultygoestopartick [Member]

I am like you both.I think I've got sex mixed up with sport.

I come first when having sex and last when doing sport.

more…
In response to: "A running joke" 831 days old
by spiritbird ^{^Pro}

I too came last. Isn' there always some smart arse dad who is super fit and has been practicing all term to show you up?
I came last over forty years ago and have had to live with the shame ever since. Perhaps that's why my kids disowned me more…
In response to: "Back with a bang" 892 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]

Oh my days, I havnt laughed so hard in a long time.

'Excuse me? You grew a 12ft willow tree during a one-week half term holiday? What have you been feeding it and why don’t you feed your malnourished child the same diet?'

Brilliant, I am subscribing.

Chris. more…
In response to: "Back with a bang" 892 days old
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In response to: "scorched earth tactics" 964 days old
by Anon [Visitor]

Madlin Patrick aka madlin2fun@yahoo.com is a 419 scammer from Nigeria. Do not enter into any correspondence with this address more…
In response to: "scorched earth tactics" 968 days old
by 014725 [Visitor]

Hello my dearest
Good day how are you i am so glad to see your fro file and have interested in you i will like to have a relationship with someone like you.Well my hobbies is this playing ,or any thing concerning sports, my likes chicken, fish,apple.
My dear i will like disc use an important things with you, to establish a long rel more…
In response to: "traffic chaos" 974 days old
by faffajane ^{^Pro}

Sounds oh so familiar! We have one woman who arrives at school at 2.30 (kids come out at 3.35)so that she can get the parking space that is closest to the school how I laugh when I manage to get it first thing in them morning and stay there all day!!! more…
In response to: "Let battle commence" 979 days old
by Yorkshire Pud [Visitor]

This man needs help....whatever you welsh sheep lovers think this man needs beer, girls and jelly wrestling. School runs are for man loving, jumper wearing, sandal wearing archealogists!!! Keep on bloggin!!! more…
In response to: "Let battle commence" 980 days old
by Gryffud Evans [Visitor]

Shame on you Erraffyrrd. Undercoverdad are writing prose every bit as resonant and beautiful as Dylan Thomas, isn't it? more…
In response to: "Let battle commence" 981 days old
by Erraffyrrd Fyynchcch [Visitor]

The author of this abject twaddle should be given a pair of cement boots; look you more…

dispatches from the school run

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